Monday, October 15, 2012

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XXXV

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Hey dude, stop looking at my wife's meat cone.

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Check out this stately goat.

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"Why did you go to her first?" "Because she's not a judgmental twat."

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I look like a fat Spartan.

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I don't need a boyfriend. Apple fu

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Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XXXIII

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You don't love me, you just love Debra Winger.

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What happened to the bush? I want the Father and the Son and the Holy Bush.

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Don't give this bitch no french fries.

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"Do you really want to walk around Escondido, dad?" "Not really, I don't have any underwear on."

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"Here I am breeding free thinkers." "How dare you?" "I'm an asshole."

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