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All of these network connectivity problems are seriously impeding my ability to look at soft porn from the 60s.
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You actually Googled "gnome porn"?
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That's why Cheerios represent your daddy. Because there are so many, and you just threw them all away.
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You're pretty sweaty for not being Mexican.
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That's why you never take a bitch in the woods. Because, bears.
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