Friday, November 2, 2012

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XXXVI

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When is the appropriate time to talk about secretion, if not at dinner?

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You know what I don't get? People who bitch about drinking orange juice after brushing their teeth. You've heard the horror stories. You know it's a bad idea.

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Chester, you don't know shit about my sandwich.

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Since when is masturbate a word we can't say at the table?

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Sluts don't get candy.

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