Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XIV

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Don't act like all of a sudden you don't like Simply Red.

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Friend: That's how we learned how to drive, back home, was with the donkey.
Youngest: Oh, so that's how you learned how to drive stick shift.

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Could you imagine if you were allergic to bacon? Your life would be so meaningless.

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Dude, if you were Iggy Pop, I'd like you so much more.

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Me: I don't understand this: "the U(1)y factor of the SM gauge group is within the U(1) factor of the GUT group."
Husband: God, you don't understand anything, do you?

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Chester, you ate all the chips, you fat lard.

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