Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XXIX

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You didn't suck for a minute. That was cool.

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I wish Jesus came scented.

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You're a gold medal winner in the vibrator Olympics.

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There's nothing more hilarious than a fat guy in a kayak.

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I would punch myself in the Fallopian tube if I knew I was having triplets.

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