Thursday, September 20, 2012

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XXXIV

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Are you going to piss in my shoe and kill a kitten next?

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What do you have against bacon? Jew.

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Stop lubricating my hummus.

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The California Ducks of Mighty Anaheim. Near Los Angeles.

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Some day you're just going to have to accept that tampons are a fact of life.

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2 comments:

KirkK said...

Actually, I love a well lubricated hummus! LOL!

Vicki said...

Hi Kirk! Non-lubed hummus is disappointing!