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OK, but can I eat first? 'Cause if I eat without my glasses on, I'll hurt myself.
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I like saying 'harpoon'. I never get to say 'harpoon'.
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Are you the popcorn Messiah?
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Dude, I had no idea that Chuck Norris was a real person.
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Dad, pants are your friend.
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Your firt's on shatwards.
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2 comments:
Heh, those are great. Some of them I want to know the backstory. Others... not so much. :D
Hey Bob - Yeah, I figured "pants are your friend" would raise some eyebrows :)
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