Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Coffee Haiku

These are coffee odes.
I hope you enjoy reading
these poems today.


O percolator,
You give that which sustains life.
Life sucks without you.

That is not your cup.
Yours is the green Pokey one.
Hands off my cup, fool.

Coffee is sucky.
I hate it. It is bitter.
Coffee can suck it.

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4 comments:

Bob said...

Heh, awesome.

Vicki said...

Hi Bob - I thought so. Especially the last one :)

Melissa said...

You kill me. Suck it!

Vicki said...

Hey Melissa - You can thank my Youngest for that one :)