Thursday, March 17, 2011

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XVI

It seems like there's been more talking than cooking around here lately, huh? Rest assured that I have been cooking, but it's all been stuff you've seen before. So...talking it is. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

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I wouldn't mind some corned beef in my taco.

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I don't understand why our Spanish teacher wouldn't tell us how to say midget nipples in Spanish.

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You can't have multidimensional holes! Stop it!

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Me: What are we doing?
Youngest: Dad's putting on pants, and I'm dancing.

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"Will you stop talking sh!t about your Lord and Savior?"

"I love my Lord and Savior. I wear him on my wrist. He sexy."

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No me gusta pelotas en mi ensalada.

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2 comments:

caninecologne said...

love your quotes!!!!

here's a few of ours (all from movies),

I'm really kinda busy Rat (from Fast Times)

It's possible, pig (from Princess Bride)

May I have a sip of your tasty beverage? (from Pulp Fiction)


my daughter thinks the word "balls" is hilarious. we were at an asian store and they had packages of fish balls for soup.(balls shaped from fish, not fish testicles) and she thought it was so funny and wanted me to buy it but i didn't.

Vicki said...

Hey CC - Oh, if I opened up my quotes to things like balls, I'd have a never-ending stream. But I try to keep it mostly PG :)