Friday, June 22, 2012

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XXXI

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I'm gonna get dressed. Then I'm gonna cut a fool. Then I'm gonna cumbia.

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It's a wrench, the one with the hole. I don't speak tool.

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Old people smell like baby powder and sorrow.

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The one good thing about herpes? You don't have to share anything. With anyone. Ever.

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Don't be alarmed at how awesome I am.

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