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What did you do today? I painted my house. Oh yeah? I was a virgin sacrifice for Jesus. Top that.
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It wasn't even funny.
Then why'd you laugh?
'Cause it was funny.
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I hope you fall in a hole.
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Stop signing things as "Wang Chung".
[ed. note: Hubby's initials are WC]
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Japanese women remind me of marshmallow Peeps.
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What's the guy with the puppets whose lips don't move? Transfiloquist?
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I got this big ol' piece of bread, and this itty bitty little pat of butter. How am I gonna butter that toast? It's up to you what corner you want to butter.
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2 comments:
I don't even want to know the context for some of those... :D
Hey Bob - Which one got you, the virgin sacrifice for Jesus? :)
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