Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part IX

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You've got seashells around your neck and pantyhose on your head.

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Mmm, this new spoon works really good.

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Dude, Kurt Russell rocks!
(Not heard in the household, but it had to be repeated.)

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My hair is au natural. Except for the hair color.

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I like when I eat cereal that's little balls, because I see flowers.
(I thought she was high, until she showed me the colored-ball cereal on a spoon. It really did look like a flower.)

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You look like that guy that sings "She Bangs" but with hair.

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I love these new containers. They're so much better than Tupperware. And they'll be perfect for the organs that I'm harvesting.

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