Sunday, December 19, 2010

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XIII

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Youngest (to Dad): You have a condition you're not telling me about?

Me: He's pregnant.

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"Dude, did you know that Bad Kitty likes olive oil?"

"Of course, all dogs like olive oil....f*ck...she's a cat."

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I have epiphanies, like, all the freakin' time.

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Yeah, but he's all big and gay. And those aren't qualities I look for in my men. That would be strange.

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Youngest: She has way too many crisises. Crisisi?
Me: Crises. It's Latin.
Youngest: Like the pig?

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3 comments:

caninecologne said...

hi vicki
ha ha re: the latin comment

my daughter asked me what some words meant in a book she was reading. i told her it was latin and she said, 'oh yeah, like pig latin!'.

ummmm, i had to tell her pig latin was not a real language!!!!

caninecologne said...

btw she's 10....

Vicki said...

Hey CC - Must be a generational thing, mine's 15. I think I'll get mine a book on work origins :)