Monday, May 2, 2011

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XVII

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You're right because you're Mexican. That's the only way you're right.

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Rooster fights and death and mean-ass old men and f*cking accordions.

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You suck. I suck. Eddie Vedder does not suck.

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Do you realize that half this magazine is Kim Kardashian's ass?

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The iPhone 5 can turn water into wine. It's like having a baby Jesus in your pocket.

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