Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XX

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Do you mind not leaving your wine where I can dip my shorts in it?

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There needs to be a takoyaki and okonomiyaki truck. I'd hijack that m@th<$fu

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It's like a big giant sparkly butt plug. Please, can I set it on fire?

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Pandora is the asshole of the iPhone.

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Hey wait a minute, that's not Mexico, that's Ohio.

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It's not easy to say jungee bumpers.

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The only problem with Doobie Brothers radio on Pandora is that every now and then you have to hear a Doobie Brothers song.

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Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XIX

(SPECIAL EDITION!)
All of today's quotes are courtesy of my Youngest.

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Can you imagine if you were just walking, and all the Mexicans decided to do a flash mob?

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Why did you call me a single finger ninja monster?

I didn't, I said take it like a man, you pansy.

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Dad and I had this idea that every time we want something fattening, we punch each other in the face.

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Well, pardon the hell out of me, your royal highness.

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No, dude, you don't understand, you were David Bowie on a dragon, and you had to fight a dark overlord in a white castle while he was throwing rock bombs at you. I'm not high. I swear.

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Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XVIII

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Where did you get those shorts? They look like my grandmother's babushka.

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"Then, in the early 1990s, an analyst researching asteroids placed a piece of ALH84001 under an electron microscope."

Oh, no, he didn't.

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How did you find that?

Because I'm a gypsy.

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Do you know how badly I want to take a glass bottle and break it, and threaten someone with it? It's just one of those things that I want to do.

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Things turned purple. They turned purple and they started spinning, sir.

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Lamb Tongue Tacos

If you've been reading my blog for any length of time, you know I have this, um, problem, with buying random "off cuts" of meat, and then figuring out how to cook it. This time it was lambs' tongues.

I braised them with bay leaf, garlic, onion and peppercorns until tender. Then I peeled them. This was definitely on my top ten list of weird things I've done in the kitchen that I don't want to do again. Then chop, mix with chile sauce, and make a taco.

My favorite? No. But I'm glad I tried it.