Do you mind not leaving your wine where I can dip my shorts in it?
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There needs to be a takoyaki and okonomiyaki truck. I'd hijack that m@th<$fu
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It's like a big giant sparkly butt plug. Please, can I set it on fire?
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Pandora is the asshole of the iPhone.
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Hey wait a minute, that's not Mexico, that's Ohio.
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It's not easy to say jungee bumpers.
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The only problem with Doobie Brothers radio on Pandora is that every now and then you have to hear a Doobie Brothers song.
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2 comments:
buttplug???? ha ha!
I don't know how she knows what that is...but she's kind of right.
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