Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XIX

(SPECIAL EDITION!)
All of today's quotes are courtesy of my Youngest.

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Can you imagine if you were just walking, and all the Mexicans decided to do a flash mob?

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Why did you call me a single finger ninja monster?

I didn't, I said take it like a man, you pansy.

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Dad and I had this idea that every time we want something fattening, we punch each other in the face.

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Well, pardon the hell out of me, your royal highness.

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No, dude, you don't understand, you were David Bowie on a dragon, and you had to fight a dark overlord in a white castle while he was throwing rock bombs at you. I'm not high. I swear.

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