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If I had to die and come back as somebody, Derek Jeter would be on my list.
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I've been reading Romans lately, and Paul's kind of a dick.
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"Are you British?"
"Yes, yes I am."
"Well, pip, pip, cheerio!"
"Hey, that's racist."
"No, it's ok, I've got a black President."
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"Dammit, work!"
"Maybe technology knows you're a doucher."
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Quit rubbing your man-meat all over my KitchenAid.
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2 comments:
I laughed out loud at the President one. :)
Hi Luke, that was my kid. She's frequently hilarious :)
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