I like walking around having music coming out of my butt.
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Hubby: You're right, making an appointment was smart.
Me: Told you.
Youngest (to Hubby): Why didn't you make an appointment before?
Me: Mexicans don't make appointments.
Hubby: How did you know?
Me: Because I've been with you for 11 years.
Hubby: You've been with me for 11 years?
Youngest: Why do you think she takes so much medication?
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Why is it that every time I look at the table there's a bag of carrots?
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The gravy is just like Jesus.
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<Al Green's Let's Stay Together comes on the radio>
Youngest: Don't change it. I'll kill you.
(This made me so proud.)
3 comments:
these crack me up - and I like pigs ears!
Heh, awesome. The second is my favorite, if you replace "Mexican" with an algebraic X it would be applicable to so many relationships. :D
Hey db - Glad I could provide some entertainment :)
Hi Bob - Only you would say "algebraic X" on my blog, and I love you for it :)
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