"Let the drunken bastard eat his cannoli." (This one didn't actually happen in our household, but was spoken by the drunken bastard himself, and couldn't be omitted for that reason.)
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Stop not wearing pants.
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That's stucking foopid.
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Hubby to Me: What's wrong with you? Why do you always have a disgusted look on your face?
Youngest: Well, she has seen you naked.
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"You smell like a French whore."
"I am a French whore."
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[reading from some webpage] "The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun."
"Does that mean Hitler didn't have a weenie?"
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4 comments:
Ha! I love these posts. Although I often don't want to know where the quotes come from. Heh.
Hey Bob - Happy New Year! My household could put some reality shows to shame :)
One of my friends carries a small book and pen with her at all times to write down quotes... She also doesn't drink, so she gets some good ones at parties... (especially from me)
Desco - That is a great idea. I'll have to start doing that so I can increase the # of random quotes posts.
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