Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part IV

"Let the drunken bastard eat his cannoli." (This one didn't actually happen in our household, but was spoken by the drunken bastard himself, and couldn't be omitted for that reason.)

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Stop not wearing pants.

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That's stucking foopid.

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Hubby to Me: What's wrong with you? Why do you always have a disgusted look on your face?
Youngest: Well, she has seen you naked.

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"You smell like a French whore."
"I am a French whore."

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[reading from some webpage] "The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun."
"Does that mean Hitler didn't have a weenie?"

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4 comments:

Bob said...

Ha! I love these posts. Although I often don't want to know where the quotes come from. Heh.

Vicki said...

Hey Bob - Happy New Year! My household could put some reality shows to shame :)

Desco said...

One of my friends carries a small book and pen with her at all times to write down quotes... She also doesn't drink, so she gets some good ones at parties... (especially from me)

Vicki said...

Desco - That is a great idea. I'll have to start doing that so I can increase the # of random quotes posts.