Youngest: Dad, you're a Mexican, right?
Dad: Yeah.
Youngest: Well, the dishwasher went home drunk, so you need to go in the back and wash dishes.
And he did.
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Stop signing your name as Wang Chung, or my teachers are going to figure it out.
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That would have been really awkward if I had a penis.
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"He's hot. And there's nothing wrong with window shopping."
"It's a beautiful window. I want to lick the window."
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"Get away from my soup, Diddy. Get your own damn soup."
"You need to calm down."
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"I love my penis."
Note that this is only funny because it was spoken by a 15-year-old girl.
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4 comments:
I cant really read anything - the red is so overwhelming....has it always been this way? Now I am wondering.....
lulz. I love these posts.
Hey doggybloggy - Red is supposed to be only in the sidebars. Sometimes Blogger acts up and doesn't load the white in the center...?
Hi Bob - Me too. They're fun to put together :)
Vicki, Hi!
You won the giveaway on my blog, you know the one with the California shaped cutting board. Send me an e-mail at damarispalmer at gmail dot com so I can get you in touch with the shop owner.
have a great weekend.
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