Please note: Slightly less PG than previous installments.
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"Did you feed the puppies?"
"Yes...No...You mean food?"
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Dad: "You don't want to go to the fight with us? Frank Mir is fighting."
Youngest: "Did you say I get free beer if I go to the fight?"
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Dude, I'm like the black-up pan. I mean back-up plan.
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I refuse to marry anyone that can't make his penis dance.
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You got to watch me grow up into a lady. With tits.
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Chester's hips don't lie. He IS the she-wolf in the closet.
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6 comments:
LOL! I love these posts,,,,,,
Hi Kirk! I love 'em too. Makes me think I should stop foodblogging and just do these :)
Damn funny!
Hi Cheryl -
Would you believe it if I said that this is only a small fraction of the bizarre things that are said in my house? :)
You need to start attributing these... I wanna know who said the "penis" quote.
Hey Desco - That would be my kid. The youngest one. I'm worried :)
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