Thursday, September 15, 2011

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XXIII

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He's not weird, he's just Russian.

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I like what you did with your tampon, I mean, dresser.

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It's bright and obnoxious and it's got stars on it. It looks like me.

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Just as I reject Satan, I reject Pepsi.

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You can't rub Chipotle on your wounds and expect them to heal.

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Facial hair is creepy. It's like pubic hair for your face.

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