Friday, September 30, 2011

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XXIV

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I had a bad day and all I wanted was some pho, but instead I got this bowl of lies.

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I don't believe that hummingbirds have legs. They're too little.

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"I'm gay! I'm not going to populate!"
"See? Then you don't need nuts."

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"Do you ever think that she's hot and sweaty because you're a 220-pound Mexican that lays on top of her?"
"Dude, I smell like Manteca in the morning."

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I do not eat, nor f@(k, nor associate with chickens, dammit!

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Stop ruining my shit, Jenna, I'm trying to be the harmonica master.

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