Monday, November 1, 2010

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XI

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You've got to be an a$$hole if you don't like garlic and sauce.

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"Hey Dad, did you brush your teeth this morning?"

"Yes."

"Oh,...that's nice." (Followed by an evil laugh)

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"He said put the cortisone on it, and it'll go away."

"...Mi corazon...."

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Husband: I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?
Me: Milk.
H: Milk? I was thinking more like tampons, douche...
M: No, that's your shopping list.

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"Fried beef balls!"

"That was my next thought."

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Nobody could f*ck with Lou Diamond Phillips.

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3 comments:

caninecologne said...

Lou Diamond Phillips in LA BAMBA was awesome!

"The Body is decomposing in my Locker!"

we love movie quotes in our household. my 10 year old is quickly learning all of our inside jokes now that she's seen some of the movies our quotes come from. well, the "clean" quotes. ha ha.

Vicki said...

Hey CC - I've tried cleaning quotes for my kid, but she's 15, and has a more corrupt mind than I do :)

caninecologne said...

i basically have to censor myself. most of the movies and quotes i like are totally inappropriate for her. ha ha.