Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Random Quotes from the WIP Household, Part XII

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This lasagne is awesome. It's almost a shame to eat it. It's like killing a unicorn. Like with a bomb.

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"It's $48 a pound."

"That's more expensive than weed. Wait, no it's not. I lied. I don't know."

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I hate the word 'secretion'. It's a horrible, horrible word.

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H: You should be a doctor. You have the mind for it.
Y: I hate people. That's why I want to be a writer. That way I don't have to deal with people.

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Douchebag - it's not so bad, you can throw that away. But doucheface? You're kind of stuck with it.

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Never underestimate the power of a pretzel.

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Dad, are you upset with how often I use the word "titties"? 'Cause I say "titties" a lot.

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2 comments:

doggybloggy said...

I love when you do these but this particular group is even more special..

Vicki said...

Hey DB - All except one were from my Youngest. She's going to be a dangerous adult :)