Saturday, December 20, 2008

Random Quotes from the WIP Household

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"I love the Dalai Lama, he's so sexy, I wish he was my boyfriend."

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"It's full of meat, happiness and love."

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MIL: "I hope it's not foggy tomorrow morning."

Hubby: "It won't be, don't worry."

MIL: "How do you know? You're not God."

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Hubby: "I heard they got the fragrance from cactus."

MIL: "Well, f**k, I'll just rub a piece of cactus on my a$s then."

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Hubby (to the dog): "Charlie, if you continue the way you are, I'm gonna get rid of you."

me: "If you continue the way you are, can I get rid of you?"

Hubby: "Yeah."

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Youngest: "I need to put on pants before I make food."

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Youngest: "I hate fake trees, they don't smell like Christmas."

Me: "I'll get some pine spray and spray the tree with it."

Youngest: "That doesn't smell like Christmas, that smells like a lie."

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And with that, my friends, I'll leave you with best wishes for this holiday season. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, etc. If you don't believe in God of any Sort, then I wish you a Happy December and a Happy 2009.

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10 comments:

melissa said...

He he. That cracked me up.

Merry Christmas!

Jo said...

Too funny and Merry Christmas.

Vicki said...

Hi Melissa, Hi Jo - Merry Christmas to you!

Betts said...

Ho ho ho! Your youngest is a natural comedian. We try to put pants on here before we make food too.

Merry Christmas!

Vicki said...

Hi Betts - Pants make good personal protective equipment ;-)
Merry Christmas!

Darius T. Williams said...

Happy Holidays to you too - You've gotta admit, some of these are HILARIOUS!

Vicki said...

Hi Darius - Scary thing is, it didn't take long to compile those. I live w/an interesting bunch. Happy Holidays!

Wandering Chopsticks said...

Haha. Thanks for the chuckles.

Happy Chrismukkahzaa. :)

Since I don't celebrate any of the holidays really, I alternate between sending Xmas and Hanukkah cards. My friends used to get a kick out of that.

KirkK said...

Hi Vicki - He-he-he..... Happy Holidays!

Vicki said...

Hi WC - Happy December 24th ;-)

Hi Kirk - Happy Holidays to you!